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New Court Jester: Who Is Better At The Computer?
Posted on Saturday, January 20, 2007 - 12:00 AM

Remember the 37-year-old Korean lawyer Ctl Alt Del?

Well soon after completing his suspension for causing an illegal operation on his computer, he and Jesus had an argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job."

So the lawyer and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.
They faxed.
They E-mailed.
They E-mailed with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did spreadsheets.
They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards.
They created charts and graphs.
They did some genealogy reports.
They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and the lawyer was faster than hell. Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off.

Ctl Alt Del stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in this and the other world.

Jesus just sighed.

Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. The lawyer started searching frantically, screaming:

"It's gone! It's all GONE! !@#@$!@%^#$^!@$%@!!@$! I lost everything when the power went out! #)*^%*#%#@!@%~!@#%!!!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.

The lawyer observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"

God just shrugged and said....

"JESUS SAVES"

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