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Old Court Jester: Lawyer faces suspension for causing illegal operation in computer
Posted on Thursday, November 09, 2006 - 12:00 AM

Lawyer faces suspension for causing illegal operation in computer
He opens too many programs, says secretary

Sublime Court - 37-year-old Korean lawyer Ctl Alt Del may lose his career after he caused an illegal operation on his Combat PII 500 laptop in his office yesterday.

According to his secretary, who declined to be named, Mr Ctl (pronounced Kotol) had been causing illegal operations for quite a while now, as early as June last year.

She finally reported yesterday's incident because she felt it had "gone too far".

"He keeps doing it, opening so many programs at once; word processor, email, Napster, that Matrix DVD, surfing those sites with pictures of scantily clad women... it not only disrupts the workflow of the office, but lowers morale as well," said the secretary who still declined to be named at this point. "I just couldn't take it anymore. It was very irritating."

The lawyer is presently at large. It is rumoured that he has taken a low-profile job at Redmond, Washington. His disciplinary hearing will be held next week.

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