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Old Court Jester: Little boy caught romping around in public naked
Posted on Monday, October 09, 2006 - 12:00 AM

Little boy caught romping around in public naked
Charged for possession of illegal weapons as well

Fort Canning Park - A little boy, aged between 2 to 4 years old, was arrested by police for indecent exposure and possession of an illegal weapon.

Confiscated from the boy were a bow and about 32 heart-shaped arrows.

When asked why he was running around the park clad only in diapers and a pair of small feather wings tied to his back, the little boy would only reply rather arrogantly that he was "spreading his love". He also commented that he was a Greek god sent down from the heavens to bring peace and joy to this world and will the police please let him go.

The lawyer representing the unidentified boy commented by saying, "Clearly this boy has undergone a disturbed infancy with errant thoughts of Christmas in his mind. Seeing himself as an 'avenger of love', he left his home with his toy bow and arrows, got lost, and out of boredom, started shooting couples making out at the park. Totally harmless fun from a poor boy who lost his way home."

Unfortunately, the so-called "totally harmless fun" put 3 people in the hospital; 1 had his eye put out by an arrow, another woman had one of the offending projectiles shot into her behind, and one 24-year-old man is currently in ICU after going into a coma tripping over the little boy while he was making his getaway and hitting his head on the corner of a park bench.

The child could also be held responsible for 5,784 single parents and 356 unsuccessful marriages. His trial will be heard next month.

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